A True Horror Story

One of my favourite places in this house is the
            SWIMMING POOL
It is always Nice to lie at the water and just gaze into the water
and think of all the Nice days I spend with my dear friends in the
        Cat Island Lodge

The pool is my favourite drinking bowl
I like my water best when it is making Nice little waves.

                            A few days ago I found  out I can walk on the water,
                                                         how cool is that.

                                   And it's very comfty to sit on it

                                            ☺☺☺☺☺

   

My Humans Mr.& Mrs.Nice
        they are really crazy
you would never believe what they do..............
        THEY JUMP INTO THE WATER
                      Can you believe that?????????
                             Really, I'm not lying!!!!
They take off what they use as fur and
          then they call me 
''DEXTER are you coming, we are going for a swim''
then jump bare naked in the water
and start making strange movements!
I always go watch them when they do that
Somebody has to make sure they survive this madness
                      and that somebody is me ☺ 

But Yesterday,
                O My Cat 
                           Yesterday, that was sooooooooooo BAD
They went for a swim and opened the poolcover 
always when I hear that sound
I run towards the water for a Nice fresh drink 

And yesterday I was drinking and Mr. Nice came in and then...............
O it all happened so fast
Mr.Nice grabbed me and threw me in the water
                        Really I am so sure he did
Mrs. Nice says that's NOT what happened
she says I was drinking when they came in 
and Mr.Nice said with his Nice voice
        "Hey DEXTER''
and I rolled over on my back the way I always do when I see him coming
that way he can pet me the way I like it best.
But this time I was too close to the pool edge and
         I FELL IN THE WATER
and before they realise what happened
I swam towards the edge and jumped out of the water
I was happy with my very sharp claws,
I am so glad I always refuse to let her clip my nails
So now I could claw my nails in the wooden path  next to the pool
and pull myself out of the water.

 I don't know if I must believe that story
        but on the other hand
Mr. Nice is always Nice to me,
so why would he do something such a nasty thing?

                   Anyway, I was so wet all over 
             I was even with my head under the water!

                It happened  just after dinner, and I spent the whole evening
                               licking myself dry

            I was still wet when I finally fell a sleep from exhaustion.

                   I slept all night and many hours more

                         and I did hide myself for Mr.Nice almost all day 

             Now I think I'm going to give him the benefit of doubt

                                because he is a real Nice guy,

                              he never did anything bad to me 

                      and we LOVE each other sooooooo much 

                                             ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥