Monday 10 March 2014

Photoalbums, I love them ☺

 You all know Mrs.Nice is a bit crazy,
but when she gets her hands on a photo camera.......
well let me say this as nicely as possible;
She looses it completely!
She has 4 camera's !!!!!!!
That's nuts, she can only use one every time she wants to make a photo.
Anyway my favourite camera is the Nikon
I have NO idea what so ever whether it's a good camera or not,
but it came with a very Nice box
 actually it came with my forever favourite box
    ☺  ☺  ☺   ☺   ☺
Don't let me start talking about my Nikon box
because I won't be able to stop.

We have a stack of photo albums lying on the koffietable
and I really like sitting on them.
                                      They feel really Nice and comfortable.
      And sometimes feel I like I have to protect them with all that I have
          even though I don't know what the danger is but............     
            IF there is any danger for them,
                            I'll be there to protect them ☺
                                          But sometimes I get so tired of it
                                 That I have to give myself a Nice stretch and then
                                 I go to lie down for a very Nice and long
                               Triple A Sleep
                                     ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

Friday 7 March 2014

A True Horror Story

One of my favourite places in this house is the
            SWIMMING POOL
It is always Nice to lie at the water and just gaze into the water
and think of all the Nice days I spend with my dear friends in the
        Cat Island Lodge

The pool is my favourite drinking bowl
I like my water best when it is making Nice little waves.

                            A few days ago I found  out I can walk on the water,
                                                         how cool is that.


                                   And it's very comfty to sit on it
                                            ☺☺☺☺☺
   

My Humans Mr.& Mrs.Nice
        they are really crazy
you would never believe what they do..............
        THEY JUMP INTO THE WATER
                      Can you believe that?????????
                             Really, I'm not lying!!!!
They take off what they use as fur and
          then they call me 
''DEXTER are you coming, we are going for a swim''
then jump bare naked in the water
and start making strange movements!
I always go watch them when they do that
Somebody has to make sure they survive this madness
                      and that somebody is me ☺ 

But Yesterday,
                O My Cat 
                           Yesterday, that was sooooooooooo BAD
They went for a swim and opened the poolcover 
always when I hear that sound
I run towards the water for a Nice fresh drink 

And yesterday I was drinking and Mr. Nice came in and then...............
O it all happened so fast
Mr.Nice grabbed me and threw me in the water
                        Really I am so sure he did
Mrs. Nice says that's NOT what happened
she says I was drinking when they came in 
and Mr.Nice said with his Nice voice
        "Hey DEXTER''
and I rolled over on my back the way I always do when I see him coming
that way he can pet me the way I like it best.
But this time I was too close to the pool edge and
         I FELL IN THE WATER
and before they realise what happened
I swam towards the edge and jumped out of the water
I was happy with my very sharp claws,
I am so glad I always refuse to let her clip my nails
So now I could claw my nails in the wooden path  next to the pool
and pull myself out of the water.

 I don't know if I must believe that story
        but on the other hand
Mr. Nice is always Nice to me,
so why would he do something such a nasty thing?

                   Anyway, I was so wet all over 
             I was even with my head under the water!
                It happened  just after dinner, and I spent the whole evening
                               licking myself dry

            I was still wet when I finally fell a sleep from exhaustion.


                   I slept all night and many hours more
                         and I did hide myself for Mr.Nice almost all day 

             Now I think I'm going to give him the benefit of doubt
                                because he is a real Nice guy,
                              he never did anything bad to me 
                      and we LOVE each other sooooooo much 
                                             ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥