365 X DEXTER - day 58

Cats & Boxes
or should I say
Boxes & Cats
???
Who cares
I like boxes

 AND 

I like baskets
so this is something like 
.............

DEXTER's heaven
♥ ♥ ♥

365 XDEXTER - day 57

This is our stray Cat Sushi,
the last few weeks she came every day for food, milk and....
 especially  for cuddles.
☺ ☺ ☺
she is leaving today :(
But I should be very happy for her
because
she's getting a very Nice forever home

 with the lovely

 Miss. Chantine who fell in love with her

 the minute she laid eyes on her.

Just like we did

♥ ♥ ♥

365 X DEXTER - day 56

Today I don't feel like doing' anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
SOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooo
that is just what I'm going to do today
....................

I'll stay in my bed

All day

♥ ♥ ♥

365 X DEXTER - day 55

This is Mr.Nice
he is doing his "paperwork''
He really hates doing this,but....
as he says "it has to be done''
No idea

WHY,

 but if he says so it must be true.

♥ ♥ ♥ 

day 54

WHAT
???
An empty refrigerator
???
In my house???

This can't be true

♥ ♥ ♥

365 X DEXTER - day 53

Mrs. Nice "likes" to brush my fur.
I don't know why she likes to do that,
I think it's some kind of human stupidity.
She brushes her hair at least 5 times a day
really
I would say once is enough
and in my case:

Once a day is much too much

  ♥ ♥ ♥

365 X DEXTER - day 52

All Cats Know people are
...............
let me say this in a Nice way:
NOT

 very clever.
But I would Never,

 Ever, 

NOT in a million years 

have guessed
they would buy this box
 with the white stuff in it
and
NOT empty that box
!!!
WHY 

???
How can I play with a box
which is already filled with.....

 SOMETHING
♥ ♥ ♥

365X DEXTER -day 51

I have 1001 friends on F.B !!!

ONE THOUSAND and ONE
WoW
I would say that's a lot.
I have friends all over the world,
in America, Australia, Europe, Russia and even in China!
A few of my friends in China asked me to come over for a short visit.
I would really like to go
But some other friends have warned me.
They said; DEXTER don't go, that will be a very short visit
 because they eat CATS in China
!!!!!
Can you believe that
???
I can't

Friends wouldn't do that
would they?

♥ ♥ ♥

365 X DEXTER - day 50

HUMANS !!!!!!
Or should I say; Man human?
Really this is soooo unbelievable!
Mrs.Nice is away for a few days and she told Mr.Nice to take good care of me.
He spent almost the whole afternoon in the kitchen
so I expected a Gourmet Meal,
and what did I get?
The green stuff and the red drink!!!!!!!
Is he stupid or something,
I told him only a few days ago,I wouldn't eat that for anything in the world

Wait until Mrs.Nice  hears about this tomorrow.

He will be sorry then

♥ ♥♥

365 X DEXTER - 49

Today is SUNday
and
Today is the start of summer.......
 so they say
But it's grey, cold & rainy weather
!!!!!!
So all I want to do today is...................
NOTHING

I just want to be

 LAZY

♥ ♥ ♥

365 X DEXTER - day 48

I and Mr.Nice have a history together:
when I was young
you know,
like when I was a little DEXTER,
we found out we like the same beer

 ☺ ☺ ☺

A LOT

♥ ♥ ♥

365 X DEXTER - day 47

OOPS
Caught in the act
!!!!!
This is my favourite beer.

It's a Belgium specialty
Mr. Nice goes all the way to Belgium to buy it.

☺ ☺ ☺

It's his favourite beer too
♥ ♥ ♥

365 X DEXTER - day 46

Okay,okay 
I have to admit it, I have a drinking problem.

I have heard that Cats don't like water,

but I am an exception to that rule;

       I LOVE WATER

       Yes I do

BUT I don't like to drink water from a regular bowl.

When I came to live with the Nice family they bought me a Nice bowl

But I like my water moving
 so 
when I want to drink

I use my pawns to make waves in the water

and with that small bowl I spilled all the water

and although I love water

I DO NOT LIKE

 to SIT in it

365 X DEXTER - day 45

LOOK
This is what Mr.& Mrs Nice have for dinner,
nothing Nice on their plate!
I wouldn't eat that for anything in the world.
Why eat that green stuff or drink the red thing
when they can eat fish and drink milk?
I've said it before
and I'm going to say it again

I just don't understand humans.

♥ ♥ ♥

365 X DEXTER - day 44

You know what I like most about Mr. & Mrs. Nice
.........
They like to buy stuff
!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes they do
and I am really, really, really happy when
a package arrives.

You know why???

because
I don't care what's in it
or
what they want to do with it
But they always give me

...................

the BOX

♥ ♥ ♥

365 X DEXTER - day 43

Today, 

is a sad day
because on this day
8 years ago
Our sweet boy Timothy
crossed the rainbow bridge

We miss him very much

but

We will never forget him

♥ ♥ ♥

365 X DEXTER - day 42

"My door is always open"

she says

Yeah right.
I hear her say it 

to everybody,

friends, family and others

BUT 

when I want to go out.........

she shuts the door

!!!!!!!!

and says

 NO DEXTER

you have to stay in.
♥ ♥ ♥

365 X DEXTER-day 41

I am soo happy
Yesterday is now just another day
Today is Salmon Saturday
and
that's my favourite day of the week.
Apart from
Tuna Tuesday.
Lucky for me  I never have to choose
because every week has a
Salmon Saturday AND a Tuna Tuesday.
☺ ☺ ☺

This feels so much better
♥ ♥ ♥

365 X DEXTER -day 40

I don't like today

Today is just

 NOT 

 a Nice day!

They say tomorrow is a brand new day

and everything will be better.

SOoooo

...............................

I think I'll stay in here

 untill tomorrow comes.

♥ ♥ ♥

365 X DEXTER - day 39

Hi everybody
So Nice of you to come over here.
You know I like to play games,
but
Mrs. Nice doesn't like me to play with her yarn,
she says I will ruin it with my fantastic nails.
As if I ever would do that.
I told her I would be careful and Not use my nails,
and she gave me

 this beautiful blue
ball of Yarn

 But I do NOT need my nails

 My teeth can do the job perfectly

♥ ♥ ♥

365 X DEXTER - day 38

Mrs.Nice is much too small

she can't reach me up there so it's the best hidingplace

when I steel some food

I have long finised

 before she has taken a ladder

☺ ☺ ☺

But most of all

it is the best place for my 
...........

Triple A nap  
♥ ♥ ♥

☺  ☺  ☺  ☺  ☺

365 X DEXTER day 37

This place is a great observatory

I can see the hallway

the lounge room

 and most important;

The KITCHEN

So it's absolutely

impossible for Mrs. Nice to hide the tuna.

I just don't like to wait until dinnertime.Why
 would anyone want to wait?
Why
 would anyone want to wait?

I can always eat

♥ ♥ ♥

365 X DEXTER -day 36

This is the best spot in the house
for
 looking at the ceiling

and contemplating my life 
Or......
to plan my next mischief

wich I like to do most 

next to eating and sleeping

♥ ♥ ♥

365 X DEXTER - day 35

 Any way
 I'm a big boy now,

but I still love to look down from up my

 HIMALAYA

And watch the humans 

doing all kinds of 

 dumb and unnecessary things

♥ ♥ ♥

365 X DEXTER - day 34

I really love the scratchingpost I got yesterday

And 

I decided to call it:

 HIMALAYA

It took me some time before I dared

to climb it all the way to the top.

But when I did 

.........

it felt real good to look down 

 ♥ ♥♥

365 X DEXTER - day 33

When I was a very tiny kitty,

so tiny
 you couldn't even call me a Cat,

The always kind Mrs.Nice bought me a scratching post.

Mr.Nice had the honour to assemble the Nice thing.

And when I saw that thing
 I was completely overwhelmed:

That thing was 

HUGE
and

I love it
♥ ♥ ♥

365 X DEXTER - day 32

I was pretty pleased with my hard work yesterday
but
Mrs. Nice didn't like it one bit
!!!
The woman really has NO sense of humor
and she couldn't recognize fine art not even when she steps on it.
so
She was very grumpy,
and put me in jail.
I didn't mind because I was very tired and I can sleep very well in my jail.
So when she came to let me out I refused
and she started begging me to come out.

But I just looked at her,

and went back to sleep 

☺ ☺ ☺ 

Oooo 

she didn't like that at all

I don't think she'll ever punish me again

♥ ♥ ♥

365 X DEXTER -- day 31

I don't know what happened today,
but I felt like I should stir things up around here And 

then I saw these boxes .......
I was very sure they could do the trick
So I worked very hard
and this is the result
.......

even though

I didn't have enough boxes,
I'm still pretty pleased with the result.

♥ ♥ ♥

365 X DEXTER - day 30

Really
I mean really
I don't understand HUMANS
and although
Mr. & Mrs. Nice are really Nice people,
I just DON'T understand them!
I am not allowed in what the call the bathroom,
because Cats don't need a bath or a shower.
Okay,
I can understand that,

 I can perfectly wash myself
 but what I absolutely don't understand is.......

WHY DO THEY KEEP A CAT IN THERE THAT LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE ME
????????

♥ ♥ ♥

365 X DEXTER -day 29

Tonight's the night we're gonna make it happen,
Tonight we'll put all other things aside.
Give in this time and show me some affection,
We're going for those pleasures in the night.

I want to love you, feel you,
Wrap myself around you.
I want to squeeze you, please you,
I just can't get enough,
And if you move real slow,

I'll let it go. 

♥ ♥ ♥