My Second Birthday

Hi Everybody

As you all know it was my Birthday yesterday.

Did you know your Birthday is ONLY ones a year?

I think that's stupid

I want to have a Birthday at least every week.

So I had been waiting a WHOLE year  for my Birthday

and because I didn't want to miss a single minute 

I tried not to sleep the night before.

That was really a BIG challenge 

because

I LOVE TO SLEEP.

I can sleep all day and all night.

Anyway,

I fell asleep

and I was dreaming of my birthday 

when Mrs. Nice came in my bedroom

[yes,I have my own bedroom]

She said:

Wake up Birthday Boy,

you don't want to sleep all day

No,I certainly don't want to sleep all day 

on my Birthday.

But I always start the day with a good washing up.

Come on DEXTER

Mrs.Nice said

 hurry up,

I made you your favourite dish for breakfast.

sardine dish

WoW 

 this is why I love my Birthday 

♥ ♥ ♥

They had my chair decorated with balloons.

Look how beautiful. 

☺

They bought me flowers

Even though they are beautiful flowers,

I do not care much for them

But I like these flowers because the have very tasty leafs.

♥ ♥ ♥

All day long

people came to congratulate me 

and they all brought presents.

I really like this sweet little birdy 

Justin gave me his lovely sweater, because I love to sleep on his sweaters.

He said "now you have your own sweater so leave mine alone"

Justin is a Nice guy, but he doesn't want me to sleep on his clothes.

He doesn't like the hair I leave on them,

I really can't understand him:

everybody says I have a beautiful fur

I got this book,

How Nice:

All the stories and photo's in it

are all about me.

☺ ☺ ☺ 

 Melanie & Pieter had a package with delicious treats

Just the kind I like the most.

☺ ☺ ☺

 look at this

TEATIME! 

♥ ♥ ♥

☺

And they gave me this Printer

 WITH  

enough paper for a whole year.

 a Nice plant 

But the gift I liked the most is:

This amazing box.

This is what really,really,really I wished for

☺ ☺ ☺

And this was for the party

And YES

We drank it

 ALL

☺

Cleaning up [ why would you]

And then one day Mrs Nice says ''DEXTER''  I can't play with you all day I have to do some cleaning''
Cleaning........mmmmm  I wonder is that some kind of a new game?
Okay I play with you; first we have to decide what to do first

There is a lot of cleaning stuff here, do we really need all this?

I want to try them all, but she becoming annoyed and tells me

 '' DEXTER'' Stop goofing around''

WHY should I stop Goofing, this is much too much fun☺

But she really wants to start cleaning and she says

 '' let's start with the kitchen''

WHY, to me that kitchen looks perfect,  so I wonder what she is going to do with that.....

Okay lady, if you are  really pushing this through then I recommend Andy.

Not that I know what Andy is but I like the name. 

               May be it is better to start with this toilet.

                     Using this brush would be so much more fun  ☺

She would not listen to me, I have tried everything to get her to play with me but after I spilled
 the third bucket of water she said DEXTER STOP IT!!!!!!!
And by the sound of Mrs. Nice's voice I knew I could better stop now or she wouldn't be so ''Nice'' anymore
 Okay then if she really thinks she is better off without my help, I will go a take a Nice long nap

                  You May wake me when you are done with this cleaning rubbish!

Photoalbums, I love them ☺

 You all know Mrs.Nice is a bit crazy,

but when she gets her hands on a photo camera.......

well let me say this as nicely as possible;

She looses it completely!

She has 4 camera's !!!!!!!

That's nuts, she can only use one every time she wants to make a photo.

Anyway my favourite camera is the Nikon

I have NO idea what so ever whether it's a good camera or not,

but it came with a very Nice box

 actually it came with my forever favourite box

    ☺  ☺  ☺   ☺   ☺

Don't let me start talking about my Nikon box

because I won't be able to stop.

☺

We have a stack of photo albums lying on the koffietable

and I really like sitting on them.

                                      They feel really Nice and comfortable.
      And sometimes feel I like I have to protect them with all that I have

          even though I don't know what the danger is but............     

            IF there is any danger for them,

                            I'll be there to protect them ☺

                                          But sometimes I get so tired of it

                                 That I have to give myself a Nice stretch and then

                                 I go to lie down for a very Nice and long

                               Triple A Sleep

                                     ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

A True Horror Story

One of my favourite places in this house is the
            SWIMMING POOL
It is always Nice to lie at the water and just gaze into the water
and think of all the Nice days I spend with my dear friends in the
        Cat Island Lodge

The pool is my favourite drinking bowl
I like my water best when it is making Nice little waves.

                            A few days ago I found  out I can walk on the water,
                                                         how cool is that.

                                   And it's very comfty to sit on it

                                            ☺☺☺☺☺

   

My Humans Mr.& Mrs.Nice
        they are really crazy
you would never believe what they do..............
        THEY JUMP INTO THE WATER
                      Can you believe that?????????
                             Really, I'm not lying!!!!
They take off what they use as fur and
          then they call me 
''DEXTER are you coming, we are going for a swim''
then jump bare naked in the water
and start making strange movements!
I always go watch them when they do that
Somebody has to make sure they survive this madness
                      and that somebody is me ☺ 

But Yesterday,
                O My Cat 
                           Yesterday, that was sooooooooooo BAD
They went for a swim and opened the poolcover 
always when I hear that sound
I run towards the water for a Nice fresh drink 

And yesterday I was drinking and Mr. Nice came in and then...............
O it all happened so fast
Mr.Nice grabbed me and threw me in the water
                        Really I am so sure he did
Mrs. Nice says that's NOT what happened
she says I was drinking when they came in 
and Mr.Nice said with his Nice voice
        "Hey DEXTER''
and I rolled over on my back the way I always do when I see him coming
that way he can pet me the way I like it best.
But this time I was too close to the pool edge and
         I FELL IN THE WATER
and before they realise what happened
I swam towards the edge and jumped out of the water
I was happy with my very sharp claws,
I am so glad I always refuse to let her clip my nails
So now I could claw my nails in the wooden path  next to the pool
and pull myself out of the water.

 I don't know if I must believe that story
        but on the other hand
Mr. Nice is always Nice to me,
so why would he do something such a nasty thing?

                   Anyway, I was so wet all over 
             I was even with my head under the water!

                It happened  just after dinner, and I spent the whole evening
                               licking myself dry

            I was still wet when I finally fell a sleep from exhaustion.

                   I slept all night and many hours more

                         and I did hide myself for Mr.Nice almost all day 

             Now I think I'm going to give him the benefit of doubt

                                because he is a real Nice guy,

                              he never did anything bad to me 

                      and we LOVE each other sooooooo much 

                                             ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

How was life before I came ?

Yesterday was it ONE YEAR ago I became DEXTER Nice, 
so we had a little celebration with lots of games,
noms and of course we had a Nice Tuna steak for dinner.
It felt a bit like a Birthday
and I and Mrs.Nice
had a Nice conversation about it.
She said; ''DEXTER you know I can't even remember how live was before you came.
                                    I just can't remember  .............
How did I know it was time to get up in the morning if you didn't throw us out of  the bed
because you think it's not big enough for the 3 of us.

How did I know it's teatime if you didn't bring me to the candy jar
because you think you are in desperate need of treats.

 How did I know it was playtime if you didn't bring me your toys,
because you think it's fun to play a game

How did I know I had to vacuum clean if you didn't bring me the
vacuum cleaner
because you think it's fun to attack the vacuum cleaner hose.

 How did I know it's time to do the groceries if you didn't bring me the shopping bag
Because you think we are out of treats 

How did I know it 's to time to start cooking if you didn't bring me to the oven, 
because you think a grilled Tuna steak for dinner would be Nice.

How did I know it's time to go to bed if you didn't climb your Himalaya
because you think it's bed time

            I REALLY CAN'T REMEMBER HOW LIVE WAS                                                     BEFORE YOU CAME.

And then just when I thought she isn't so dumb as she looks,
            she asks me the DUMBEST question ever;

                            DEXTER,

      do YOU know how my live was before you came
                         ??????????????????


 

Christmas , the most wonderful time of the year

Now I know why they say ''Christmas , the most wonderful time of the year.
It started Tuesday  evening  they told me it was Christmas eve.
An evening for family's to be together.
They had all kinds of  yummies
and there was even a bottle catnip wine
                               ☺
Even the Humans played games
and I wasn't allowed to play with them!
As if I even wanted that ,
it was a very stupid game.....they didn't even use dice!
All they had were little cards on the table.

They played music and sang songs like:
           Silent Night,Holy Night
It's a Nice song but I prefer the
        30 Seconds to Mars Christmas song
They do all this because in this night, 2013 years ago
Jesus , the son of God was born.
This is so difficult to understand
2 days ago Mrs.Nice told me the Joseph & Marie story 
and now the boys father is God!!!!!!
I decided not to think about it
and went to my Himalaya for a
                                       Nice triple A sleep.

I slept for hours and hours
I just didn't want to wake up.
I had such Nice dreams
I dreamt of a white Christmas, Christmas tree's
Nice food and about Santa bringing us lots of presents
and then I had to wake up [I had to visit my private place]
                                  And I just couldn't believe my eyes

                                                         Santa had visited us
                                                      And I didn't even wake up!
                he brought us so much present, and there was even a Christmas tree
                                                               LOOK

 

               This is what I call a CHRISTMAS TREE

 And presents .....do you see those presents.........

              SO MANY

                           Wow unbelievable

                 I had a lot of Nice gifts, like this one

                                 But you know what I liked the most?

                                                  The GIFT RAPS

 ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺

 I played with it for hours and the I discovered something special
Did you know you can sleep very well under a gift rap paper

                                        Goodnight Everybody
                                                     See you all in the New Year
                                                                ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
              

Christmas

It is almost Christmas and we still don't have a                                   
                       Christmas tree!
I asked Mrs.Nice several times when do we get a
                       Christmas tree
don't you understand I want to play with the ornaments, the lights
                                    and of course
               I want to climb the  Christmas tree ☺
She told me we won't have a Christmas tree!!!!!!!!!!!!!
              Not this year,
              Not last year
                    and
       Not in the coming years
               !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I could not believe my ears.........
I know she is a bit................
                 dumb, stupid.......................
I have no words for this.
I know she fell off the wagon more then once
                      but This....................
                                          UNBELIEVABLE

                                                  I could not believe my ears
I did everything to convince her we NEED a Christmas tree
                                    I cried
                                      I screamed
                                        I scratched
                                         I even bit her !
                  Then she had enough off my moaning
She said;'' come sit with me DEXTER
I am going to tell you
what Christmas is all about''.

                                                                       So I did

                                  Once upon a time..........
in a country far far away there lived a carpenter named Joseph
and he and his girlfriend Marie,
who was very,very pregnant
had to go to Bethlehem.
So they travelled by foot and Marie could sit on their donkey.
One night they could not find a place to sleep, so they had to sleep in a barn
together with the donkey and an ox ''
                                      WHAT, wait a minute
You are telling me  a guy with his pregnant sweetheart
go travelling by foot and they made no hotel reservations
         ????????????????????????????
That is really something STUPID
         even for   HUMANS
         Why didn't they take the car
            or even better the R.V.?
                                     I was soooooooooooo confused
                                           it made me loose my head

                                 she said
                  ''you have to hear the rest of the story''
                   I don't know the rest of the story because.............
                                       I fell asleep

                 and woke up just when she said;
      ''Christmas is the celebration of the birth of Jesus Christ
            and that is why Christmas has Nothing to do with
                    Christmas tree's or Christmas presents''
                                      No Christmas tree
                                           No present
                                WHAT TO DO NOW?
I was desperate
So I went to Mr. Nice
He is a really a Nice guy
 and if anyone could help me
it would be him ☺
And....................it worked; he said
''don't you worry DEXTER.
I make sure you get your Christmas tree"
                                     And you know what?
                                            He did!
The next day he came home with a big box
filled with all kinds off Nice stuff
and I thought
              ''Let the games begin''
                          He started to unpack the stuff
                                                and
                              The disappointment began
                                 It started quiet well
              He had a box filled with all kinds of Nice Christmas stuff

                  But then I saw what he called a Christmas tree.....................

                                        This can NOT be true
                                 This is not a Christmas tree
                                 This is not even a branch!
                                How can I climb that thing?
                                            again,
                         a perfect example of human stupidity
But, as always I made best of it 
I explored the box
                            and found a Nice STAR to play with

                        After I demolished the star I asked Mr.Nice;
                  Why no presents, what about the birthday of Jesus?  
                       We can celebrate that with presents for us.
                                           ☺  ☺ ☺  ☺ ☺
                                  He said:'Well DEXTER                               You have been a real Nice a Cat
                        at least for as long as you live with us 
                                so you can ask Santa Clause
                               you never know what happens''
                     And then I remembered Humans call this      

          THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR

                                                                      so

              
                                                         ♥  ♥  ♥  ♥  ♥