The After Party

Having a Birthday is so Nice
but it is also a very busy day
I hadn't slept for a minute because I didn't want to miss a second.
Anyway, I slept all day yesterday
but I am still very tired so I told Mrs.Nice I needed some time off.
And just on that moment I got an invitation from
Cindy Richards;'' Dexter, do you want to come to my suite at the lodge
for a jacuzzi in front of the fireplace
and some snacks and champagne?''
Wow, how could I ever say No to such a Nice invitation?
 So I had to ask Mrs.Nice if she could buy me a ticket to 
                                                  The Cat Island Lodge.

Yeah, Mrs. Nice usually understands me very well when I tell her something
                                  ☺ ☺ ☺  ☺  ☺
                                   The Cat Island Lodge
                    is a great place where I can meet all my Cat friends
                                           I usually stay in this Nice house

                               But this time I will stay with Cindy  
and I heard she invited   Vancat Onlion , Amethyst Di Angelo and Diane Helen Lo Nigro
and some other good friends 
So this feels like

                                                 Coming Home

              I know for sure they spoil me like crazy

                                                ☺ ☺ ☺  ☺  ☺

Mrs. Nice told me to go pack my bags and hurry up 
because my plane leaves in an hour
And just when we left the house the mailman stopped at our house and said
                                       "DEXTER hoe Nice to see you,
                                          I have a big surprise for you"
                                               And a surprise it was
                                                       LOOK

              So if you need me I will lying next to the pool or in the jacuzzi
                                                  with a cocktail and a 
                                                      GOOD BOOK 
                                                          ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ 

Happy Birthday DEXTER [part two]

 I had a real Nice Birthday
Mr.&Mrs.Nice had a bit trouble waking up so early
but they understood why I couldn't wait any longer.
This was my very first Birthday
so I had no idea what to expect but everyone
I asked about birthdays said it would be great
          ☺ ☺☺ ☺☺
It started with a super breakfast
Mrs. Nice asked if I wanted
 Tuna, Chicken or Beef
Stupid question........

                                                             Tuna of course
After that she said I had to get dressed
                   Duhhhhhhhh
                                    get dressed?
                                                          WHY?
I have my beautiful ginger fur
That's dressed up enough.
''No DEXTER, she said', ''you have to wear a
Party hat and a Nice bow
So everyone can see who the birthday boy is''.
                    I told you more then once
                  she is a bit bonkers in her head
everybody who comes to my party knows
                            I am the Birthday boy
                       And they all know who I am.
              But she insists I have to wear that hat and bow

 

                                        I don't know what you think of this
                                                but I didn't like it at all.
So I took it off faster then she could put it on me.
             ☺   ☺  ☺  ☺  ☺
Melanie was the first who came to bring me my present
                                              a Nice blue ball ☺

                                     We played until it was teatime
there was cake and lots of Nice noms
                                    And she had something else
                                                      She called it balloons,
                                          but to me it looked like a big red ball.
                        She trew it on my Himalaya
                                                and I jumped up to catch it

 

                                               and just when I cought it

                   there was a loud noise...............

                                    and the red ball was gone

                                           ????????????????

                               all there was left was a little red piece!

I still don't know what happend,

but they all were

                               laughing out loud!

I looked everywhere but there was nothing left

                              It's a kind of magic

The rest of the day was filled with visitors

who all cuddled with me and had presents and mjammys for me 

                                                   ☺ LOOK ☺

                  I had never ever not even in my wildest dreams 

                                  could have imagined

                                  a Birthday would be so

                                            awesome

                                            ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

Happy Birthday DEXTER

Today is my BIRTHDAY
I have been waiting for months and now finally
        IT IS MY BIRTHDAY
So because I waited this long
I want to last it for as long as possible.
That's why I asked my friends on F.B. if they had some good advice
The first advice was to set the alarm

but that didn't work because I can't change the time on that.
It is broken for years, that is the reason they get up at 7 each morning
But then I thought about our stereo set, that can produce a lot of noise

So I started my todays favourite Beatles song
                  "Happy Birthday"
[http://youtu.be/qiqfn-pvUm8]
And that worked really well:
Mr. Nice came running out of the bedroom screaming
                         ''DEXTER"
                WHAT are you doing
       You are waking up the neighbours.
Well, that's a good idea,
they can be the first to bring me my presents
                         ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺
Despite of this great Beatles song Mr. Nice didn't understand my hint
So he said; Go back to sleep DEXTER
It's only 2 PM
and went back to bed.
He didn't even say "Happy Birthday DEXTER"
I went to my favourite ''thinking place''

After about an hour I thought it would be a good idea to try the second advice
   Meoooooooouwing Out Loud
So I sat on my favourite place in the livingroom and started
 MMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUW
And guess what; it worked
Mrs. Nice came running
                   DEXTER,DEXTER
                what is wrong Sweetheart ?
And then she saw me sitting and she said with her Nice soft voice;
"hey you little birthday boy, it is much to early
you have to go to sleep for a few hours
you don't want to sleep when everybody comes around to congratulate you?"
She had a point with that
so she went back to bed and I went to my Himalaya

           and I could not sleep!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Have you ever heard of a Cat that can not sleep???????????
And then I got a great idea;
They have a waterbed....and I have very very very sharp claws
                 DO I NEED TO SAY MORE?
so I went very quietly into the bedroom
and  crawled towards the bed, and just when I started she said;
               "That's enough DEXTER''
We'll get up now, give us a little time to get dressed,
you can start up the computer to see if your friends are on line this early.
So I did and you will never ever believe what a surprise I got :

               Even Google knows it my Birthday and when Google knows the
                                     WHOLE WIDE WEB WORLD                                                                                                                                 knows it is my
                                                             BIRTHDAY 
                                                   ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥











     

The Day I didn't have to go to JAIL

This day started very,very Nice,
Mrs.Nice gave me a yammie breakfast and  I played a long time
with my favourite blue marble.
I'm sure there is no better blue marble
in the whole wide world than mine
      ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺
After a while I got tired and climbed my Himalaya
for a Nice long ''triple A'' nap.
For the ones who are new at this blog ''triple A'' means

                                                           Any time, Any where, Any place

And then the unthinkable happened:
                                     Mrs. Nice WOKE me up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now you see for yourselves how stupid she is
everybody knows
                NEVER EVER WAKE A SLEEPING CAT
At least never ever wake this sleeping DEXTER.
Anyway, she woke me and said with her Nice soft voice
             "Hey sweet little DEXTER"
Duh, you wake me up to tell me I am sweet
We all know that for a long time.
She tells me she has to go in town for some shopping
Now I'm really wide awake;
Don't tell me you want me to come...........
                         I hate shopping

"No, no DEXTER, you can stay at home
but because you're start to become a big Cat, you'll be 1 year within a week
I decided you don't have to go in jail while I am away.
I trust you to stay on your Himalaya and sleep until I come home"
Again the stupidity of humans..........................
                        they wake a Cat to tell him he has to sleep 
                                                 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
When she left I stayed a while on my Himalaya thinking what to do.
Cats can sleep  Anytime, Anywhere, Any place
but NOT when a Human tells them to sleep!
So what to do now.............
                                    Not the toilet paper             I did this yesterday

                                               
                                                  I could trash the plants

That's not the best idea I've ever had, because when I do this too often
there won't be enough plants left to hide behind in case of a thunderstorm.
                                                 But then I knew what to do:

                                             I know, I know, it is a lot of work
                                   but if you see this I think you can say

                                              it was worth the effort
                                                ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺
I had just gone  back to sleep  when Mrs. Nice came home
she saw me sleeping in the chair and

                                            She woke me up AGAIN
and she said with her Nice soft voice;
                 "oh sweet DEXTER, I knew you would behave like a big Cat"
But then she walked into the other room and she screamed
                                    DEXTER, what did you DO
                                                 ????????

                                             Again...........a stupid question
                                                    ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

My Favorite Toy

As I told you before in the post '' Games Cats Play''
I love to play,
I can play all day.
And when I don't play
 I eat or sleep.
But when I sleep I dream about
             PLAYING
or eating but that's not what we are talking about right now.
My favourite toy of this moment is this:

                                  And now you think;
                            what is this, I don't see a toy''
Don't worry there is nothing wrong with your eyes.
My favourite toy is a
               DOOR
Just a common door like the one you all have in your houses.
It always starts with me calling  Mrs.Nice
I meaouw very soft and then run to my door.
If she doesn't come fast enough
I'll go back to her

 

                              

                              meaouw again, and run to my door.
                                    And sit behind the door
                                 That usually does the trick
                                          ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺ ☺

You see those pieces of paper on the floor?
That is what it's all about;
Mrs Nice slides a piece of paper under the door
she moves it back and forth
                                      and I try to catch it.

                                      Don't laugh.. it's not easy! 
Mr. Nice doesn't like us playing this game, he is always grumbling
about the scratches my beautiful strong nails make.
                Again the ignorance of Humans
              Of course my nails scratch the door;
                They were made for it!  
                        ☺ ☺ ☺
But every now and then Mr. Nice says to me 
''DEXTER come play with the door"
When he does that he always has a blue envelope
and he is not satisfied until that blue envelope looks like this;

                                             and then he says 
                 '' this is what everybody should do with his tax assessment ''
                                                    ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥